"He was a lonely ghost uttering a truth that nobody would ever hear.
But so long as he uttered it, in some obscure way the continuity was not broken.
It was not by making yourself heard but by staying sane that you carried on the human heritage.
He went back to the table, dipped his pen, and wrote:"
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Adam Schefter is a Dimpled, Dapper Dude.
For those who don't know, Adam Schefter is the new NFL "insider"/reporter on ESPN's NFL coverage. He used to work on the NFL Network, and has a fairly large following on the internets for his ability to break stories and confirm or disprove hot NFL personnel rumors. Anyway, he's one of my favorite sports reporters.
Watching Schefter's analysis of the Redskins' preseason game late last evening, I remarked to Yale how damn impressive his tie knots always are. I mean, they are consistently, consistently excellent. I follow Schefter on Twitter, so I decided to go straight to the source. I had to find out:
At 7:30 this morning, I woke up and found that Schefter sent me a direct message in reply:
So there you have it. Emmitt Smith taught Adam Schefter how to tie a tie. Were he not a former Dallas Cowboy, I'd hire Emmitt Smith to teach me the same, 'cause those are some excellent fucking dimples.
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Mystery solved
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