Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Shirtless Biden Washes Trans-Am in White House Driveway

"Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters," Biden continued. "One babe caught a glimpse of those rims after a Cinderella concert in '86 and she couldn't get into that backseat fast enough. If any of you girls wanna take a ride, just let ol' Joe know."

(mega lulz from The Onion)

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